Today's Great Achievement

Let's face the facts:

1. I'm pretty heartless.
2. I love cake.
   

On the spur of the moment I can cheat, lie, and steal without a second thought. My coworkers are often shocked at what I'll do for little to no reward. If you need a villainous character to take care of something, demean someone, or just generally be a bad guy, people come to me.

I've done some really bad things in the past, but I won't get into them here. Today though, of all my nefarious wrong-doings, I took the cake. Literally.


You see that? That birthday cake is for ME. But it isn't my birthday and my name isn't on it. Wanna know why?

Well I got it after encouraging someone to submit their foster child's name for a contest to win a cake. Except the child is from a third world country.

Thanks buddy. I enjoyed your cake.

(ps. If someone needs me to I'll make up for this with some good deed along the line somewhere.)