You've seen these everywhere; It's just an attractive girl with a humourous shirt on. Simple and effective.
But over the past couple months I've noticed this one below in high rotation and it just kills me:
This chick looks like she wants to eat your soul. She's got that weirdly creepy smile, her eyes look like they belong to a flesh-eating zombie, the colour-cast is bizarre and unsettling, and her body is splayed out like a corpse. It's just plain creepy.
What art-director OK'd this ad? I get the heebie-jeebies every time I see this. I'll be scrolling along, reading about new movie releases and bam!
There she is, waiting for you to turn your back so she can rip your heart out and consume your soul.
In summary, Dear Road Kill Tshirts, change this ad. Please. You're creeping everyone out.
7 comments:
To be fair, they haven't changed it because you're the only man to notice that she had a face.
You're right, she's got MASSIVE...tracts of land.
Wait... She had a face?
your either a woman posing as a man or a faggot.
Oh behave.
I've always thought SNORG was pretty clueless. Nothing they sell has ever struck me as funny and their business model would seem to be built almost completely on impulse purchases from drunken frat boys.
Those tracts of land carry a fascinating message.
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