What does she find so hilarious about this?
In short, I find them gross, and don't enjoy anything apple related. Even looking at that photo grosses me out a bit.
Let's contrast this extreme prejudice and shocking hatred with something I truly enjoy! Like cashews for example!
I could eat an entire tin of these things in a single sitting. When it comes to to can of mixed nuts, I pick out the cashews because they're my favourite!
But last week I learned something truly disturbing:
CASHEWS GROW FROM APPLES
If you think I'm kidding, read this again:
CASHEWS
GROW
FROM APPLES
COMMENCE STATE: MIND = BLOWN
How can something so wonderful come from a food so awful? I know this is a different breed of apple, which is why it looks a little weird, but an apple is an apple; no if, ands, or buts about it!
Maybe I need to reevaluate my life choices, or at least my dietary decisions. I guess in the meantime I'll keep living my hypocritical lifestyle, and try to keep in mind that thousands of apples died in the slaughter of a cashew harvest.
That makes me a little bit happier.
2 comments:
not only are they from apples but they look like they're the excrement of an apple!
WHOA! I had no idea that's where they came from! Jake, this is a big step. First tomatos, next apples!
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