So this weekend I threw down on a dance-off. I'm the best dancer there's ever been, so I want stand for it when some fool starts straight frontin'.
There's a few key elements to having a proper dance off though. First of all, is to dress like a real douchey asshole.
Check!
Learn some sick dance moves. As pictured here: Me doing The Robot:
Check!
Finally, celebrate your victory by boogieing with cougars.
Double check!
I claim victory as Dance-Off 2010 champion, but the results are contested as of right now. If anyone wants to challenge me though, I'll step up, but be prepared to get served.
1 comment:
Douchey outfit, TRIPLE CHECK hahaha
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