This is me expressing anguish when The Buick told me she had a new owner.
Here's me hugging Glenda in front of that harlot Buick I used to roll with. She dumped me in that Midas parking lot, and that's where she can stay for all I care. We're through. Glenda is younger and hotter anyway.
And here's me filling the void of my broken heart with food from McDonalds and enjoying the toy they gave me. It was Amelia Earhart flying a bi-plane, which is historically accurate, although she did fly other planes too. The toy was fun nonetheless
